Beta’s Pizza Delivery

this is a response to “Micro’s New Home” beta, get ready to choke on those beets.

(kissy kissy warning)

(IN PERSPECTIVE OF BetaBeatsBeets)

I sighed as I lay on the couch, exhausted, watching the daily My Little Pony. My stomach rumbles, as the ponies neigh. Then, my head clicked.

”I know, i’ll order a pizza!” I said to myself, as I licked my lips

I hastily went over to my phone, and dialed the number for Pizza Hut, sometimes hitting the wrong numbers because i’m so hungry.

I finally got the right number, and I hit the call button.

I hear the phone ring as I stare at the screen with the words “Pizza Hut” displayed on the top.

Finally, someone picks up.

”H’lo this is Pizza Hut what can I get ‘cha?” A man said

”Uh.. I’ll get a beet pizza, please.” I stuttered

The man on the other line paused, then spoke again.

”Sure, ma’am.” He replied then he hung up.

Uh, what about paying? The price?

I didn’t worry about that, since I was so hungry, the pizza guy finally arrived after 10 minutes, that was awfully quick for a delivery.

As the door rings, I rush to the It, and swiftly opened the door.

There was a guy standing there, holding the pizza I had ordered, I looked at the box with delight.

”I have your pi-“ The man said, then paused. He blushed, and said “I have your... pizza.” He smiled

I took it hastily, ready to chomp it down, until he said this

“C-Can I come in?” He asked

I was feeling nice today, and replied “Sure!”

He followed me as I walked into the kitchen to place the pizza down.

I asked him; “What’s your name?”

He took a moment to think and said “Jake”.

That was a nice name.

As I faced towards the pizza, he walks into the living room, and sees the My Little Pony.

I could barely hear him say “This is my favorite episode..”

Before I could even touch the pizza, he grabs my hand and walks me into the living room, and then proceeds to make out with me.

I just stare at him as he kisses me, then I close my eyes.

He pushes me away, and says “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!”

He ran out of the house and into his car and drove away.

I kinda enjoyed it

HOO THAT WAa... I’m forever infected with fanfiction fever. I am sorry to the precious innocent readers that was normie like,, but hey. Its Meant as a joke. I don’t make fan fics like this. If you do, it’s fine. I won’t judge you.